Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things.
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One tequila, two tequila,
three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Isn't it scary that doctors
call what they do "practice" ? |
When you open a bag of cotton
balls...are you supposed to remove the one on top?
Where do forest rangers go
to get away from it all?
What should you do if you see
an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why do they lock gas station
bathrooms? Are they worried someone will clean them?
Can vegetarians eat animal
crackers?
If a mime is arrested do they
tell him he has the right to talk?
Do they use sterilized needles
for lethal injections?
| Why did kamikaze pilots wear
helmets?
Is it true that cannibals won't
eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing BEFORE
sliced bread? |
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